I’d already be in Seattle if
- I had a dollar for every time I’ve been admonished to “watch out for vampires.” (Thanks for that, Stephanie Meyer).
- I had a dollar for every time someone has referenced Grey’s Anatomy.
- I had a dollar for every time I’ve been informed it rains there … a lot. (I’m not the wicked witch of the west, I won’t melt).
- I had a dollar for every time I’ve been asked, “Why Seattle?” (My counter question: Why NOT Seattle?)
Maybe I’m exaggerating a little.
I’d at least have money to fill my gas tank.